KITTY HARRIS ON HARDBALL! (Soon-ish)

Put the kids to bed early, Ma, KATHERINE HARRIS IS ABOUT TO APPEAR ON HARDBALL!


Slightly time-delayed live-blogging will appear shortly.

Update: Follow the madness, after the jump!

Katherine Harris, like us, inexplicably speaks in the the first-person plural.

They're filming her above the bust -- this is just like ELVIS ON SULLIVAN. AMERICA CAN'T HANDLE IT.

"You can make polls say anything you want."

She's really weirdly calm, but kind of intense. 'Ludes? Valium?

BREAKING NEWS: HARRIS BELIEVES "EVERYONE SHOULD PARTICIPATE" IN VOTING. EVEN JEWS, MUSLIMS, JOURNALISTS.

Also explains her crazy talk to Floria Baptists by saying she tells groups she's talking to anything they want to hear.

GOD NOT A REPUBLICAN.

Ed Rollins -- "silly!" He's "silly" times three! A thousand times "silly"!

FORMER STAFFERS: "WE HAVE THEIR EMAIL TRAILS." "THAT WILL ALL COME OUT AFTER THE ELECTION." She's scaring the shit out of us.

HARRIS "NOT GOING TO GO ALONG TO GET ALONG."

Her explanantion of the lobbyist thing is completely nuts. Incomprehensible. We rewound and played it again. It involves her not being a target, of course.

"The justice department said there's no way we could've known someone was going to reimburse us for contributions given to us in the future and they said we're not a target."

SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT.

Oy. We'll have a clip tomorrow.

Hey, Chris Hitchens is next! Because one sad, delusional narcissist deverves another!

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