Kremlin Critic Killed by Comic Fans
We'd like to put forth the hypothesis that dissident Kremlin critic Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned not by the FSB/KGB, but by Russia's other secret intelligence organization, the Main Intelligence Directorate (or GRU).
Why? What evidence do we have? Merely their kick-ass logo, shown at right. These guys (going strong since Lenin's days -- no pussy post-Soviet dismantling/reform for them!) are clearly much more likely to pull some radiation-poisoning D.O.A. shit than those losers who couldn't even get their coup against Gorbachev done right.
World's Coolest Government Logo [Comic Coverage]