Ladies, Your Endless Pawing At Your Genitals Isn't Winning You Any Friends In Heaven
Hey ladies! How's it hanging? And by "it," I mean your engorged clitoris, which you are currently diddling because of Satan and lust and sadness and idolatry and the "void" that is your ginny. Let's all get out our hand mirrors and hold them up to inspect ... OUR SOULS!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.