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Lady Claims Whirlwind 13-Year Romance Affair With Herman Cain

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A pretty lady claims she had a 13-year-long sexytime affair with Herman Cain, the chain restaurant executive who is apparently still running for president. Coincidentally, the lady claims Herman quit wanting to get sexytime with her just eight months ago, just before he launched his presidential campaign in May. Cain denies the sexytime, but says he knows the lady and was "just trying to help her financially," which is a very kind thing to do! Who would not appreciate some financial help from a wealthy businessman like Herman Cain? And who among us would turn down maybe 13 years of getting busy with Herman Cain, for romantic reasons?


We just want to STOP RIGHT NOW and say that if Herman Cain quits the GOP race just because he had an affair for a long time with a lady, and was also married the whole time and also always sexually harassing his employee women, then Newt Gingrich better quit the GOP race TWO TIMES, minimum, because that's how many times Newt Gingrich has divorced his previous wives to marry his current mistresses. And also Newt Gingrich is a CROOK, which nobody has yet accused Herman Cain of being, we don't think?

Anyway:

The woman, Ginger White, made the disclosure in an interview with Fox 5 News in Atlanta, becoming the fifth person to accuse Mr. Cain of improper behavior. Ms. White is not, however, claiming that harassment took place. Rather, she described what amounted, in her words, to a romance.

“It was pretty simple,” Ms. White said. “It wasn’t complicated. I was aware that he was married. And I was also aware I was involved in a very inappropriate situation, relationship.”

This is some kind of election season, Jesus christ .... [NYT]

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