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LAPD Celebrates City's Lowest-Crime Ranking By Arresting People For Chalking On Sidewalk, Shooting Them

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It is hard sometimes to be the police force for the big city with the lowest crime rate, we guess, which is why the LAPD recently arrested people for drawing on a sidewalk with chalk? But then whoops the #Occupy kids came out to Downtown LA's monthly Thursday night artwalk to protest that -- because it was nonsense -- and then the LAPD had no choice but to show up in riot gear, which in turn forced the #Occupy kids to throw bottles at them, which of course led the LAPD to shoot.

Hey coppers? Drawing on a sidewalk in chalk is not vandalism, you bloody fucking morons. Why don't you go arrest Bert in Mary Poppins? Hey #Occupy? Don't throw bottles at the po-po, it's an asshole move for entitled babies. Hey Downtown LA artwalk? Stop filling your vanity galleries with trust-fund art-school kid crap. Hey MOCA? We saw your Earthworks show -- possibly the worst show we have seen in 20 years as an art critic -- and if Paul Schimmel was responsible for it, we would have fired him too.

Chim chim cheree, motherfuckers.

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