Larry Craig Has Officially Become a Cartoon
Jesus, that was fast. Entire political scandals can now be turned into cartoons within mere hours. Also, this video was supposedly made by Larry Craig himself, according to the e-mail we just got from, uhh, Larry Craig:
Larry Craig (firstname.lastname@example.org)
My Dearest Constituents,
It has come to my attention that certain news organizations which shall remain nameless have been besmirching my good name, tossing about innuendo and outright untruths, in hopes of derailing my most distinguished career. In response, I have prepared the following video message to clarify any questions pertaining to recent events.
Yours most sincerely,
Senator Larry Craig