Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!
The Idaho bathroom goblin who won America's heart will write a book about his totally straight adventures once he's safely retired from the Senate. He told a local news station that the book will probably take a year or so to write and edit. In the meantime, he's beginning to look into post-Senate job options -- and because he's Larry Craig, he manages to make it all sound incredibly filthy and wrong.
He said he is having a number of "one way conversations" – right now he can't engage potential jobs due to Senate ethics rules, but can listen to offers.
So Larry Craig is indulging in a series of creepy "one-ways" while America waits for him to MAKE IT STOP, the end, Wonkette is forming a Book Club post haste.
Craig to write book for release next year [KTBV.com]