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Larry Craig Pens Tell-All Restroom Sex Scandal Memoir!

The Idaho bathroom goblin who won America's heart will write a book about his totally straight adventures once he's safely retired from the Senate. He told a local news station that the book will probably take a year or so to write and edit. In the meantime, he's beginning to look into post-Senate job options -- and because he's Larry Craig, he manages to make it all sound incredibly filthy and wrong.


He said he is having a number of "one way conversations" – right now he can't engage potential jobs due to Senate ethics rules, but can listen to offers.

So Larry Craig is indulging in a series of creepy "one-ways" while America waits for him to MAKE IT STOP, the end, Wonkette is forming a Book Club post haste.

Craig to write book for release next year [KTBV.com]

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Corey Stewart, the Minnesota transplant to Virginia who's made protecting "Confederate Heritage" a top issue in his campaign for the US Senate, accused a nosy New York Times reporter of breaking into the apartment of one of his aides. It's a terrific accusation, because while there's no evidence at all and the story makes no damn sense, that doesn't matter at all to people who'd vote for Corey Stewart. They already hate the evil media and know those nasty reporters are capable of all the depravity in the world.

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Hey, remember that hilarious time when Paul Ryan and Kevin McCarthy got caught on tape joking that LOL, Donald Trump and Congressman Dana Rohrabacher were totally on Putin's payroll? WaPo got the goods:

"There's two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump," McCarthy (R-Calif.) said, according to a recording of the June 15, 2016 exchange, which was listened to and verified by The Washington Post.

Rep. Dana Rohrabacher is a Californian Republican known in Congress as a fervent defender of Putin and Russia.House Speaker Paul D. Ryan (R-Wis.) immediately interjected, stopping the conversation from further exploring McCarthy's assertion, and swore the Republicans present to secrecy.

It's funny 'cause it's true! ALLEGEDLY. Earlier this month, Congressman Lubyanka Rohrabacher told Fox reporter Elex Michaelson that DNC hack was obviously an inside job.

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