LARRY CRAIG STILL GUILTY, STILL MAYBE RESIGNING OR MAYBE NOT, WHO KNOWS
An activist Minnesota Judge has denied hero Senator Larry Craig's motion to withdraw his plea of guilty of trying to fuck an undercover cop in a cruisy toilet. Judge Charles Porter, Jr. issued a 27-page opinion, though he really could've just left it at "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Anyway Larry is now expected to resign, except that some people expect him to appeal, and not resign. Because dude has lost his mind! And quitting now is just what the salmon want him to do.
Judge denies Craig's motion to withdraw mention in bathroom bust arrest [PageOneQ]