Larry King's USA Today Column Lives, On Twitter
If you had any remaining doubt that Twitter is just a creepy old man muttering batshit nonsense, PUT THOSE DOUBTS AWAY, forever. Larry King has a Twitter. Good Lord.
It is, of course, the ultimate use of this dingbat texting service. We haven't confirmed this with the people who created Twitter, but we can say with Total Confidence that the programmers' instructions consisted of this one simple command: "Make something so Larry King can bring back his beloved senile column of yesteryear."
And they did: