Laura Bush Uncensored
Apparently there was an edgier, premium-cable version of the First Lady's WHCD stand-up act: "I was a librarian who wanted to snag a rich hubby, get pregnant, and never work another day in her life, and he was a trustafarian whose fertility was strenuously vouched for by every black market abortion doctor in Houston." Whitehouse.org has the complete transcript.
Laura Bush's Stand-up Act [Whitehouse.org]