Laura Bush reportedly has a "mandate" to entertain more this term—we didn't realize it worked like that—and the staff turn-over mounts. Laura's now-former social secretary, Cathy Fenton, checks in after leaving the White House:
| Mrs. Fenton says | Mrs. Fenton means |
| "I'm blissfully retired in the great state of New Jersey and away from all of this," she said. | The White House is a fucking rat hole! Even compared to Jersey! |
| "I wish everybody well, that's what I can say. | Laura Bush: fucking bitch! |
| They're all bright, intelligent, talented people who are not na |
