LEAKED EXIT POLLS SHOW TRENDS!
First batch of stolen exit polls show:
* Dems take 27 new seats and House majority.
* Dems pick up 5 Senate seats.
* A Republican senator has already made the deal to go "independent" and vote with Dems, giving them the Senate.
Not really. You fucks didn't send us any stolen exit polls. We even went on "Talk of the Nation" with Arianna to specifically demand exit poll leaks. And what do we get? Just more proof that America is a Nation of Pussies.