Learn How Debbie Became Timeshare-Free! Tabs, Fri., May 8, 2020
What are they fucking doing.
Fox News' Pete Hegseth calls for people to go out and get infected by coronavirus: "Now that we are learning more,… https://t.co/20DegEKAeE— Justin Baragona (@Justin Baragona)1588868262.0
Fuck you Pete Hegseth. Fuck you Fox. Oh my god I might never stop crying. When COVID-19 Arrived in Rural America. (AP)
The Stranger predicts the future. (The Stranger)
Republicans want us to embrace mass death. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen, and I've lived through three years of President Trump. — Paul Waldman at the Washington Post
Ima have a goddamn aneurysm, LOOK AT THIS MASKLESS PIGFUCK.
With Mother’s Day around the corner I stopped by Rusted Arrow in Pensacola to pick up some gifts. Great store in a… https://t.co/jQWg4PQIoj— Ron DeSantis (@Ron DeSantis)1588878386.0
RELEVANT: This poor dead shitlizard :( — Smithsonian
"Senate Republicans are settling on their pandemic message as they fight to save their majority: President Donald Trump did a tremendous job." Don't mind me, I'm just over here taking CRAZY PILLS! (Politico)
Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Maybe. — The Economist
What to look for in the fourth stimulus bill doesn't seem to be ANYTHING FOR WORKERS, COME ON CHUCK AND NANCY WHERE YOU AT. (Yahoo!)
Kenji Lopez-Alt's roast potatoes seem like a lot of work for roast potatoes, but that is probably why my roast potatoes are not very good roast potatoes.
POINT OF PERSONAL PRIVILEGE! As you know, I write up whatever tabs I have open the night before, so right now it is Thursday, not 4 a.m. Mountain time on Friday. And yestertoday was just ... it was just a very bad day! Nothing personally bad hardly, just the world and the idiots, and the YARGH they ARE trying to kill us, and not ironically! So it's a fairly short tabs, because I don't wanna.
Anyway, we are now trading taking Fridays off, me and the kids, and today is me, and I need it like you wouldn't believe, and I am taking the whole weekend off to play with my daughter except for like a tiny short amount of time to prep this year's mamacita communista for you, and oh I wish you all a good, free, easy Mother's Day, hopefully with famblies you like, and I like YOU.
Good luck to us all my darling ones, and see you bright and early after the weekend.
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