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Lemme Guess, It'll Be Called "The Partner"

Found on Craigslist:


    Recently Passed the Bar or Awaiting Results?

    Major TV Network Seeks. . . Charismatic young lawyers for a new reality-based LEGAL show. Compete in mock trials/courtroom showdowns on prime-time TV. The last lawyer standing wins a lucrative job at a law firm. . .

    OPEN CALL THIS SUNDAY:

    12pm to 6pm

    Sunday, May 9, 2004

    Third Edition Restaurant/Bar

    1218 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest

    Washington, DC 20007

    YOUR CHANCE TO WIN A LUCRATIVE POSITION

    WITH A PRETIGIOUS LAW FIRM!

It's like "The Apprentice," but featuring contestants who even more craven and obnoxious! Guess we know who'll be the big "gets" for next year's Correspondents' Dinner. . .

Also: Would love an eyewitness account of this cattle call. How great would it be if Stephen Glass showed up? It would be pretty fucking great.

UPDATE: An observant Wonketteer writes: "Presumably, if the show is anything like real law practice, you get extra points for pointing out that "PRETIGIOUS" is not a word."

Lawyers wanted for Major Network Reality Show [Craigslist via Life, Law, Libido]

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