Let's See Whom Jen Psaki Defenestrates In Today's White House Press Briefing!
How many different ways can reporters try — unsuccessfully — to get Press Secretary Jen Psaki to admit that President Joe Biden's Build Back Better agenda is marooned on the rocks of impassable Democratic disarray that isn't really there?
And since she did Goodfellas yesterday, will she interpret another modern Hollywood classic today? Maybe Harry and the Hendersons? Or possibly What About Bob? How about Scanners? (As long as it's only reporters' heads 'sploding; we like Psaki's noggin just fine, thank you.)
Anything but Eraserhead. We couldn't finish that one.
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