Let Us Celebrate Mitt & Ann Romney On Their 582nd Anniversary!
Ooh, this sounds hot -- a love letter that should've been posted on a GeoCities sex story forum but instead made its way toMittRomney.com. Everyone take your laptop to the bathroom and lock that door, post haste.
Oh, it's not even on RedTube? Fuck this, but whatever:
Congratulations on 43 years of marriage, you two! May there be another 43 years, even though 86 years would be kind of nuts.