Let Us Now Praise Famous K-Lo Recipes: Carcass Stuffed With 10 Hamburgers
Important National Review Online pundit Kathryn Jean Lopez only really gets excited twice a year: When she makes up another excuse to get people to send her a bunch of porn, and when Thanksgiving comes around so she can post a Real American recipe involving ten smashed-up anus burgers stuck up the body cavity of some factory farm turkey.
The recipe is basically this: Tear up 10 entire White Castle hamburgers,
pickles and* hamburger rolls and all, and stuff 'em up a dead turkey's asshole. Later, eat the entire disgusting thing along with any other food or non-food items in your path. Belch, wipe your hands on your sweatpants, turn on the 'puter and see if any NRO readers have sent some porn so you can masturbate/cry to it, the end.
* It is noted in the comments that the recipe actually calls for the removal of the pickle slices, because why not be pointlessly picky when you're grinding up fast-food meat pucks and stuffing them in poultry?
Do not forget our other Holiday Recipes for Thanksgiving! Ken Layne's Real Cranberry Business (suck it, Susan Stamberg!) and Betty Ford's Chocoholic Icebox Fantasy and Mamie Eisenhower's Lesbian-Soviet Hockey Rink and Rush Limbaugh's horrifying "Under The Sea Salad" and Nancy Reagan's Racial-Transcendence Monkey Bread! We will post them all this afternoon, but if you need "ingredients", clicky on the direct linkies right there!
And of course check out our Mommyblog Recipe Hub for fresh new Thanksgiving food ideas, for Thanksgiving food for Thanksgiving.