Let's All Play The Latest Backfirey Choose Your Own Adventure Game From GOP.com!
Hey look, firesale on conservative Internet cachet, courtesy of #1 URL GOP.com! That is correct, sirs, now that troublesome "long URL" will be troublesome no more. Seriously: "Wonkette.com"? What is this, Perl? Come, play along with your http://gop.am/BmKs Editor!
Ok check this one out:
That's fine. But let's say what if we were to bring in Mo Money, as it were:
Bling bling, baby!
Oh but DO HURRY all the best ones are going quickly!!