Let's All Self-Soothe With These Nice Videos Of Hillary And Bernie Hardly Yelling At All!
Hello, Wonkers, did you enjoy last night's Brooklyn production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf, but more stabby? US TOO!being married to Bill Clinton EVEN ONCE.
(Okay, Hillary Clinton might still be married to Bill. BUT THAT COULD CHANGE!)
First, here is Hillary playing dominoes, a known activity of people of color, in Harlem. She wins, and she gets excited! It is so cute! You can even like her winning a thing if you are a Berner! It is allowed!
Hillary Clinton got really excited when she won dominoes today in East Harlem. Video: pic.twitter.com/kHJYAcW6Za
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) April 15, 2016
Now here is a little Viney thing of Bernie Sanders being way smooth with a black handshake. Our favorite thing about this little Viney thing is how proud the black dude is of Bernie Sanders afterward. Look how hard he is clapping, he is like YEAH! DID YOU SEE MY MAN BERNIE SANDERS!
Yes! We did! We saw it like three times, because it is looping on the Viney thing!
Now please go down to your filing cabinet and grab some tax returns -- say, 2008 to 2014, Bern -- and upload some sexy Porntubes of your Wall Street speeches, Hillz, and let's all pretend last night never happened.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.