Let's All Watch Joe Biden Flirt With Shirtless U.S. Soccer Players
Oh, hello, shirtless U.S. soccer team! You are here to take some HOT SHIRTLESS LOCKER ROOM PIXXX with one Mr. Old Handsome Joe Biden, Vice President, Esq., si? (SE PUEDE.) Mr. Joe Biden, Handsome, is not afraid of your shirtless virility; he is a man's man (and a lady's man, and a mom's man) (he is all the men) (but not #notallmen) (not our Joe).
Don't mind us, we'll be quiet as a mouse, here in this corner. We just like to watch.
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