Let's Dance With Prince One More Time. Your Weekly Wonkette Dance Party
This still sucks.
It's been almost a week since Prince left to go teach Heaven how to Gett Off, and we are still sad, but that doesn't mean we are not dancing! Which is good, because it's time for your Weekly Dance Party, where we shuffle our iTunes AT RANDOM and the demon gods who live inside it pick songs for us to listen to. But here are some Prince-related things you should also listen to and watch, because we said so. First off, have you heard this HOLY SHIT fucking legit cover of "Nothing Compares 2 U," by badass country man Chris Stapleton?
Next up, have you seen Jimmy Fallon tell you the amazing hilarious story of that time Prince beat him on his ass at the popular game of Ping Pong?
And because he's now gone, his music is ending up on YouTube finally, even though that's not what he would have wanted, we guess, but fuck it. After careful consideration, we are pretty sure this is our all-time favorite Prince song, personally:
Now it is time for us to shuffle our iTunes and stuff and OH LOOK, for those of you who grumble in the comments (which are not allowed) about there's never any music YOU danced to at the sock hop, there are a couple songs you DEFINITELY lost your virginity to, maybe. Here's your list:
- The Doors - "Blue Sunday"
- N.E.R.D. - "Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom)"
- The Beatles - "Help!"
- Bruxa - "PaperWeight Pt. 1"
- Mungal & Nitin Sawhney - "Awake"
- Country Mice - "Bullet Of A Gun"
- RxRy - "Aertheiwflx"
- Anya Marina - "Cut It Out"
- The Broken West - "House Of Lies"
- Candy Claws - "Pangaea Girls (Magic Feelings)"
And here are your tunes:
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