Let's Find Out If Vladmir Putin Has Ever Peed On Rex Tillerson
TO PEE ON
OH HEY, it's time for another joyful day of confirmation hearings, and we are going to watch them together! We start this morning with Rex Tillerson, CEO of Exxon and close pal of Vladimir Putin, whom Donald Trump has nominated to serve our nation as secretary of State. And we know the question that's on all of your minds, and it is "Is Rex Tillerson into pee stuff too, the way reports suggest Donald Trump is?" INQUIRING MINDS!
We're sure there will be other questions, also too, like "Should an oil baron really be directing ALL THE DIPLOMACY for the most powerful nation on earth?" and "You have no experience for this sort of thing," which is not a question, just a statement that can be made about the president-elect and pretty much everybody he's nominated. But seriously, though, bro, tell us what you knew about our Barely Elected Alleged Pee Enthusiast-In-Chief, and when did you know it?
GUESS WE WILL ALL FIND OUT TOGETHER, BECAUSE HERE IS YOUR LIVESTREAM HAHA WE SAID "STREAM" BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP'S ENTIRE PRESIDENCY IS GOING TO BE ABOUT PEE.