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"I'll unseal mine if he will unseal all of his," said Dr. Dean.

And the really funny thing is that he's referring to Bush's, uh, privates. OK, OK, before Andrew Sullivan gets too worked up, his private papers. Seems Dean doesn't want anyone poking around in his official files -- he's sealed them for 10 years. But those opposition researchers are crafty. They dug deep into Dean's hidden past and have revealed . . . He's a skinflint!


The financier-turned-physician-turned-politician sternly warned that whatever lofty goals the legislators had in mind -- expanding preschool education, providing universal health care or toughening environmental laws -- none of it would happen if voters did not trust them with their money.

Was: Dean = McGovern. Is: Dean = Reagan?

Dean Ruled From Fiscal Center in Vermont [Los Angeles Times]

Dean's Red-Meat Diet [Washington Post]

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There was a time, a few months ago, when everyone had written off Elizabeth Warren. Well, not me, because I am a fabulous genius, but lots of other people. The "very reasonable" talking heads on all the various news channels, the kind of people who used to say things like "Oh, we'd like universal health care too, but 'the people' will never go for it!" but who definitely did not actually want universal health care for any reason, and even the Trump campaign. Though, to be fair, the Trump campaign didn't think Trump had much of a chance of winning in 2016 either.

But now, as more and more people hear her speak, hear her plans, hear what she wants to do and how she wants to do it... Elizabeth Warren is rising up in the polls. She's a contender. In the most recent Quinnipiac poll, she was closing in on Sanders for second place nationally, and in California and Nevada polls, she's in second place.

And now, according to a report from Politico, the Trump campaign is now scrambling and panicking and... stalking her?

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Spinal Tap - Gimme Some Money

Some dick is suing your Wonkette! If you are able, will you please send money?

1. Pick "just once" or "monthly."

2. Pick an amount, like say "all of the money."

3. Click "paypal" if you are paypal or "stripe" if you are not paypal.

4. MONEY.

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