Let's Play This Fun New Jennifer Rubin Game, 'Game Of Lies'!
Jennifer Rubin, she's this lady. Writes Mitt Romney fanfic for the Washington Post. Well, she did, anyway. Now she's been reduced to a cutesy game where she steals the old Newsweek "Conventional Wisdom Watch" feature, with a series of "ups" and "downs," except for how they're all Jennifer Rubin reporting from her crotch. For instance, she is like "Up: My boner for Rick Perry," and "Up: Unemployment rate (to 6.2 percent)," which, wow, that is some fucking balls.
Like, seriously, that is some poo dribbling out the sides of your mouth, if poo were shameless lies. Here's one from Rubin: "Up: GOP governance." Oddly, that one doesn't have a citation! (Neither does "Up: Gov. Rick Perry's foreign policy statements." Did he solve the Ukraine and we forgot to watch? Man, sometimes we are bad at our job!)
So let's play Up and Down with Jennifer Rubin! Here's the rules: each "up" or "down" must be either baldfaced Goebbels-style misinformation (yeah we called you Goebbels), or "Peggy Noonan-style unskewed-polls I-saw-some-yard-signs 'feelings.'" We'll start.
UP: Jennifer Rubin's dick, her own ass.
DOWN: Jennifer Rubin on a sheep's vagina.
Man, this game is fun! Not as fun as Jennifer Rubin's mom was last night, by which I mean I fucked her. The end.
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