Let's Talk About Donald Sterling's Girlfriend, 'V. Stiviano': Bitch Set Him Up!
That was a fun weekend of yelling at racist shitbag Donald Sterling, wasn't it? Well the NBA and Mr. Sterling want you to know: bitch set him up! The lawsuit Sterling's wife filed against Stiviano seeking the return of millions in "gifts"? Stiviano "embezzled" those. Yes, she embezzled them right through his wizened old pump.
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