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Letterman Apologizes Because Wingnuts Decided His Bristol Palin Joke Was Actually About Sarah Palin's Attempts To Get On TeeVee Every Day, Forever

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Did you know David Letterman made a perfectly normal political-scandal joke last week about famous human whore "A-Rod" possibly impregnating Alaskan Anger Bear Wingnut Sarah Palin's famous teen-pregnancy daughter while Sarah Palin was at Yankee Stadium?

And did you know that it became a TOTAL OUTRAGE because, unbeknownst to anyone beyond the Palin Clothes-Stealing Mafia, Sarah Palin had brought one of her many other daughters to the game, probably on the GOP and/or Alaskan State Government tab? And did you know that this daughter was just slightly younger than the other daughter, Bristol, when that elder daughter got knocked up by Levi Johnston, in the Palin family home, in a teen fuck room Sarah Palin created?

Well, then, you should be mightily outraged that the teevee host David Letterman made a joke about Sarah Palin's famous teen-mom daughter! He should've known Sarah Palin is always hauling her family around on somebody else's dime. There was a GOOD CHANCE she was hauling a younger child to various VIP events in New York. She is a known con artist and grifter, after all.

Shame on David Letterman, for Sarah Palin's trailer-trash criminal behavior!

(Also, wingnuts don't watch David Letterman.)

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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