Levi vs. Sarah, TeeVee's Longest Running Snowbilly Reality Show
This is going to go on forever -- and eventually, it will involve the female participants wrestling in a vat of Taco Bell X-treme ketchup or whatever. Hooray! Now, lest you believe this is somehow "trivial" or "exactly what happens in much of America," we want to remind you that this woman, Sarah Palin, intends to become President, somehow, and then she will install Trig as "Prince 'o Peace," and he will rule the world for 666 years, and then he will nuke it. He is made of nukes, Trig is.