Libertarian Billionaire Wants Island Nation for Libertarian Billionaires

Libertarian Billionaire Wants Island Nation for Libertarian Billionaires

It is possible that if we too had billions of dollars, we might set fire to a few million of it every day for fun and "good form" or however it is appropriate to celebrate exorbitant wealth these days, but eccentric Silicon Valley tycoon Peter Thiel will do everybody one better anduse a little of that billionaire barbecue tinder pile to the tune of $1.25 million to fund an adorable lunatic venture proposing to build an island nation of Paultards "oil-rig style" somewhere off the coast of San Francisco/ wherever. "Will there be Internet forums?" Oh, uh, probably! The organization behind this blockbuster premise is called the Seasteading Institute, a group that devotes itself to arguing on its Wiki about what kind of man-made island would be most likely to live up to Ayn Rand's paradisiac vision of total lawlessness while trying to avoid tsunami death. No one claimed libertarian utopia was easy!

From the Lookout:

Thiel has been a big backer of the Seasteading Institute, which seeks to build sovereign nations on oil rig-like platforms to occupy waters beyond the reach of law-of-the-sea treaties. The idea is for these countries to start from scratch--free from the laws, regulations, and moral codes of any existing place. Details says the experiment would be "a kind of floating petri dish for implementing policies that libertarians, stymied by indifference at the voting booths, have been unable to advance: no welfare, looser building codes, no minimum wage, and few restrictions on weapons."

Well, certainly you had us at "looser building codes and piles of weapons" for your island nation of Paultards. Where do we sign up?

Let's see, oh please let's have an example, what do the Seasteading Wiki's technical details for this "BreakwaterBay" proposal include?

  • Comfort - By eliminating waves, interior structures should be very comfortable
  • Safety - By having a single tough structure to eliminate waves, we keep the whole community safe. However, this means that if it fails, everyone may be screwed.
  • Cost - If breakwater cost scales proportionally to its length, while it protects a space proportional to its area, then there is an economy of scale of 1/r. This means that it will get cheaper to protect each new unit of area as the community gets larger. However, a breakwater is a huge structure, and the initial cost is quite high, so it may not be possible to start small.
  • Modular - Within the bay, floating land can easily be rearranged. However, because of economies of scale, there will tend to be few breakwaters, and so it decreases the modularity between communities. To compete with an existing breakwater, you must build a large enough breakwater to be price-competitive. This reduces dynamic geography, especially in combination with the positive network effects of concentrations of people.
  • Cargo - By creating a sheltered bay, this becomes very easy. (There needs to be a way in, of course).

If they can figure out this "way in" business, we are totally sold. [The Lookout/ Seasteading Institute; h/t Wonkette operative "Monsieur Grumpe"]


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