If you're having a hard time choosing a Republican presidential candidate to support, maybe a tiny creepy talking seemingly-alive little Mitt Romney walking around your computer screen would help with that decision.

Here, go ahead and click this: MittRomney.com.*

According to the Boston Globe, the homunculus has a name, "Mitt-Mitt."

It says hello, it demands your money, and then it walks off screen, headed to its home in Second Life, where it is married to nine furries.

*It doesn't work on Macs in Firefox; try Safari instead. Or maybe don't try it. Not something you really need to see, unless you like really horrifying nightmares, forever.


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