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Limbaugh Orders Republicans To Leave Bobby Jindal Alone

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We have an important and URGENT message for our many conservative readers who must not say *anything to anyone* until they've read this: your leader, Rush Limbaugh, has decreed that you are not allowed to criticize Bobby Jindal's speech last night, got it? You do not want to be the next David Brooks or Amanda Carpenter or Fox News panel member, each of whom have already been EATED by Limbaugh for saying that Jindal sucked last night.


You have been warned, and the next person to criticize Jindal's performance will be publicly sexed by a billy goat, on the radio:

LIMBAUGH: [T]he people on our side are really making a mistake if they go after Bobby Jindal on the basis of style. Because if you think — people on our side I’m talking to you — those of you who think Jindal was horrible, you think — in fact, I don’t ever want to hear from you ever again. … I’ve spoken to him numerous times, he’s brilliant. He’s the real deal.

Here is the terrifying video of Limbaugh's remarks:

Limbaugh Defends Jindal, Warns Conservatives They Are ‘Making A Real Mistake If They Go After’ Him [Think Progress]

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