Linda McMahon To Win the Ladiez Vote With Illogical Ad

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July 23, 2010 05:03 PM

This conversation doesn't really follow a logical path, but that must be because your afternoon editor is a "man" and cannot understand this sort of ladies' bathroom talk. At the very least, Republican Senate candidate Linda McMahon will win the pivotal Connecticut Kool-Aid Man vote. "Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah!" [via Newell]

Baby Jails? Goddamn Motherfucking BABY JAILS?

U MAD BRO? We are very U MAD BRO.

Post-Racial America

Last night, news broke that started to answer a few of the questions we've all been asking: "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? WHERE ARE THE BABIES? WHERE ARE THE TODDLERS?" We still don't have all the answers to those questions, by any means, and we still don't have all the pictures and video footage Americans need to truly grasp what's going on -- because the Trump administration won't give journalists access -- but we now know thanks to reporting from the AP that the youngest, most fragile children ripped from their parents at border crossings are being held in "tender age" shelters, because doesn't that sound nice? It's like jail, but for babies! Baby jails!

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