* Reliable Source: Who your favorite celebrities are voting for..."Celebrities" at Funniest Celebrity in Washington contest wonder how they got there. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: The National Press Club didn't know what to do when Dick Cheney showed up, so they gave him an awkward standing ovation...Bush has yet to make reservations at The Palm...Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton sticks it to Maryland and Virginia...Rep. Mike Doyle almost spotted at a burlesque show. [Examiner]

* The Sleuth: Rep. Neil Abercrombie recalls the days when Barack Obama was simply known as Little Barry. [WP]

* Page Six: It is forbidden to make small chat with the Clintons. [NYP]