Live from Little Rock, Maybe Notsomuch
Okay, screw this. Clearly, the point of the Little Rock hubbub is for DC's democratic pols to get a long weekend and have chance to hear a preview of the new U2 album. The opening itself is notable for actually going on longer than the Clinton presidency itself, and also being full of wet dresses, though smeared with less interesting substances.
We'll catch up on this later. Wake us if Chelsea punches Bush in the face.