* Deputy Attorney General experiences the existential ecstasy of jumping off a sinking ship. [WP, NYT]

* World Bank investigating committee determines Paul Wolfowitz's girlfriend is a bitch. [WP, NYT, LAT]

* John McCain anxiously distances himself from McCain-Kennedy immigration bill. [WP]

* "Republican Sen. John McCain's latest report is likely to again show that the bulk of his $15 million family fortune traces to his wife, the daughter of a beer magnate." [WP]

* White House plans to raise fuel efficiency in most inefficient way possible. [WP, NYT]

* Terror suspect who never did anything goes on trial after not doing anything in jail for 5 years. [WP, NYT]

* Life for the colonels in Pentagon sub-basements goes from "shitty" to "hellish nightmare" as MySpace and YouTube get blocked. [WP]