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Liveblogging Obama's 'Bin Laden Still Dead' Afghanistan Victory Lap

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Hey peeps! How was your May Day? Are you in jailright now? Good for you! Are you still trying to get out of Union Square? How's that going? Slow, huh? Well, wish you were here on the couch, drinking tasty Fat Tires and waiting for Bammerz to come on the teevee and ... announce he killed Bin Laden all over again? He is such an overachiever! Well, we're gonna just chill here till Barry comes on. Quick, get a beverage (or slow get a beverage, he is always. so. late.), and chill with us! We'll be here!


7:31 -- No flight suit? :(

7:33 -- Happy Christmas, war is over? Hmmmm, Yoko Ono?

7:34 -- Nope.

7:35 -- Blah blah blah troop numbers. In Chicago, we will steal ur lections! Good luck, Ghanistan! Peace, out!

7:37 -- Bammerz will let the Taliban hang out if they will chill and be cool, man. We can feh about it, but that's sort of how they did South Africa, right? The "We're sorry" commissions? (That presumes the Taliban will act sorry.)

7:40 -- NEEDS MOAR DEAD LADEN.

7:41 -- Ooooh, sexy domestic spending talk! Yes, tell us more about spending money on schools! HARDER!

7:42 -- NO DEAD LADEN! Oh man, the Committee to Reelect has really been scared off by all those crabby Seals, haven't they? (The kind who bitched in that DailyMail article, not the kind that ate Buster's hand.) WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM SPIKING THE DEAD BUZKASHI GOAT HEAD? (Copyright: some dude on Twitterz.)

7:46 -- Shortest Liveblog EVAR. Go back to your gin, homepersons. Peace out?

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Roger Stone, you got some 'splainin' to do, Mister! Remember all those times Stone swore on his Nixon tattoo that he never had any contact with Russians, wasn't a campaign surrogate, and wasn't tipped off to stolen DNC emails in advance? Like that time he told the Washington Post:

"I've never been to Russia. I didn't talk to anybody who was identifiably Russian during the two-year run-up to this campaign," he said. "I very definitely can't think of anybody who might have been a Russian without my knowledge. It's a canard."

Stone told the House Intelligence Committee the same thing last September, but, LOL FUNNY STORY! Seems that Stone just plum forgot about that time in May, 2016 when Trump communications advisor Michael Caputo asked him to meet with Henry Greenberg, "a man with a Make America Great Again hat and a viscous Russian accent." The Washington Post reports, Greenberg was offering sexxxxy Russian dirts on Hillary Clinton, which Stone and Caputo were only too happy to grab by the pussy. But they just couldn't get there!

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Congressman Beto O'Rourke, who hopes to replace Ted Cruz in the US Senate this fall, is one of several Texas and El Paso leaders participating in a march to the just-opened tent city at the US/Mexico border in Tornillo, Texas, where children have already been imprisoned "placed."

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