Liz Marlantes, Princess of Pundits

Liz Is Actually OlderWe are thrilled to see that ABC has snapped up the precocious Liz Marlantes from Christian Science Monitor, especially since she totally blew the "bad hair curve" for the "Chris Matthews Show." ABC says she'll be doing general assignment for the DC bureau, but we hear they might send her to Asia, where the child labor laws are more lenient. Where's Kathy Lee you need her?

Just kidding. We totally admire young Liz. Especially since we learned that, prior to covering the campaign for CSM, her journalism experience consisted of going to Harvard. Hey, with that kind of resume, she could be a blogger!

ABC Snaps Up Liz Marlantes [TV Newser]


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