Lohan: "Help Me Al Gore, You're My Only Hope"
Actress/basketcase Lindsay Lohan desperately needs to have her Blackberry taken away.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Al Gore will help us all! Hooray! Unfortunately, victims of massive, Scarfaceesque amounts of cocaine are not as important to the former Veep as trees and shit:
TMZ contacted Gore's P.R. rep today who said, "I can confirm for you that Mr. Gore has only met Ms. Lohan once, very briefly, at the GQ Men of the Year dinner last week. There were hundreds of other guests."
That lying bastard.