The "no-go" zone was THIS BIG!

Pete Hoekstra, he is this dumb fucking Trump idiot. He used to be a Republican congressman from Michigan, but now he is Donald Trump's ambassador to the Netherlands. Presumably he got the job because he was borned there, way back in 1953! But alas, he moved to America when he was three.


No seriously, Pete Hoekstra thinks that is what happened in the Netherlands, because he is a raging dildo breath who watches Fox News. In December, a Dutch journalist asked Hoekstra about comments he made in 2015, alleging that The Netherlands is full of "no-go zones," where non-Muslims aren't even allowed to go, and that all the Dutch politicians get set on fire all the time, by the Muslims:

HOEKSTRA: I didn't say that. That is actually an incorrect statement. We would call it fake news. I never said that. No, it's not what I said!

First of all, we must take issue with his statement, "we would call it fake news." Because NO, you Trump-licking cum sock, WE in America would not call it anything besides the fucking truth. Trump-licking cum socks such as YOURSELF would call it "fake news," because you are brainwashed by the brain-addled orange shithead in the Oval Office.

OK, now that we've gotten that moment of RAGE out of the way, we shall proceed.

When that happened in December, the Dutch journalist proceeded to SHOW HOEKSTRA THE CLIP OF HOEKSTRA SAYING THE DUMB STUFF, then asked, "You call that fake news?" To which Hoekstra responded:

HOEKSTRA: I didn't call that fake news. I didn't use the words today.


HOEKSTRA: I don't think I did.

And then the Dutch journalist literally exploded because of the bullshit. RIP that Dutch journalist, who is now dead of explosion!

Fast forward to this week, when Dutch reporters decided to ask Hoekstra more questions about "no-go zones" and Dutch politicians who are aflame. And oh, did they ask him questions! They refused to stop asking him questions, and he just stood there like a guy who can't find his wooden shoes with both hands (common Dutch joke! unless it isn't), refusing to answer the questions. But sir, tell us about everybody being on fire! Tell us about the neighborhoods you are scared of! Show us on the doll where the fiery Dutch "no-go zones" touched you!

At one point, a journalist asked Hoekstra to read a John Adams quote about "honest and wise men" on the fireplace mantle behind him, and in light of that, whether he would take back his comments about "no-go" zones. Hoekstra's response was to read the quote and then say "thank you":

This is a remarkable exchange, as reported by the Washington Post:

“If you’re truly an honest and wise man, could you please take back the remark about burned politicians or name the politician that was burned in the Netherlands?” [journalist Roel] Geeraedts asked.

An uncomfortable silence followed the question.

“Thank you,” Hoekstra said, before trying to call on someone else over the clamor of the reporters in the room.

“Excuse me, I asked you a question,” Geeraedts said.

Another journalist jumped in.

“Mr. Ambassador, can you mention any example of a Dutch politician who was burned in recent years?”

Again, silence, as Hoekstra stared around the room.

“This is the Netherlands, you have to answer questions,” another reporter said.

Yeah, not like in that banana republic you have over there in America now that a small minority of Americans elected a lying tinpot dictator wannabe!

WaPo, citing a CNN report, gives more background on the loony-ass anti-Muslim conspiracies (in addition to the stuff about "no-go" zones and all the Dutch people currently being on fire) this dipshit has pushed over the years:

He speculated that some 10 to 15 percent of the Muslim community in the world — 270 million people — were radical Islamist militants and appeared to imply that Huma Abedin had “egregious” ties to the Muslim Brotherhood, a claim that The Washington Post’s fact-checker Glenn Kessler, and other publications, have determined as “bogus.” On another far-right show, Hoekstra said he had considered the possibly that President Barack Obama might be intentionally aiding the rise of Muslim extremists.

Donald Trump really does hire the best people. Or rather, he hires people just as stupid as he is, probably because it makes him uncomfortable when normal people are in his presence.

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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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And now it is time for your weekly reminder that in the Trump era, FUCKING APESHIT OUTRAGE WORKS.

On Monday, Donald Trump, the transactional president who for some godforsaken reason sees Vladimir Putin has his one true father, discussed making an Art Of The Deal with Russia that involved letting Robert Mueller interrogate the Russian spies who hacked America in 2016 (with Russian supervision, of course, in Russia) in exchange for sending Putin whichever American citizens hurt Putin's poor fragile butthurt pansy-ass feelings the past several years. One of Putin's targets is Michael McFaul, the former ambassador to Russia, whom Putin just hates. Hillary Clinton isn't on the official list yet, but give it a few weeks.

On Wednesday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders looked at reporters and told them Trump's people were considering the idea, but hadn't decided yet, because it's so hard for the Trump administration to decide how many treasons to do per week.

But hooray! The White House has decided that, after literally every American with a patriotic bone in his or her body said, "THE FUCK YOU SAY," they will not send Americans to Putin's gulag after all. The Washington Post reports:

The White House announced Trump's opposition Thursday as the Senate prepared to vote on a resolution telling the president not to honor Putin's request, which would have exposed former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul, among others, to Russian questioning.

"It is a proposal that was made in sincerity by President Putin, but President Trump disagrees with it," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

Oh my fucking Lord, Shuckabee, did you really type that Putin's offer was "sincere," or did Donald grab the statement after you finished with it and add those words in illiterate Sharpie in the margins, along with "DOES NOT MEAN PUTIN IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND" and "NO COLLUSION"?

By the way, that resolution passed the Senate with flying colors:

WOMP WOMP, Trump! Sorry American freedom and democracy stepped all over your dick again! Guarantee it's gonna happen again! Go fuck yourself! Enjoy the 48 Big Macs you have for dinner tonight! Don't talk directly into the soccer ball Putin gave you, 'less you want it to talk back to you in Russian!

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