Lou Dobbs So Crazy, It Makes 'Media Matters' Seem Kind of Funny!
Media Matters is, according to Lou Dobbs, "some kind of Mexican space alien, from Mexicans." But the liberal organization best known for sending out emails about how Fox News isn't liberal has finally done something kind of funny, by purchasing commercial time on orange-headed blubbermouth Lou Dobbs' afternoon comedy hour, White Supremacy For Angry Dummies.
Nobody has any idea why Lou Dobbs, the Space.com pioneer and actual rubber glove swollen with duck jizz, has a program on the CNN. Dobbs has 32 viewers, according to Neilsen, and all live in the same single-wide in Squirrel Teat, Mississippi, using a cable line "borrowed" from the manager's trailer.
Having worn out his toothless, inbred audience of half-siblings and cousin-parents with tales of the Amero ("the Mexican money ghost") and the Nafta Super Highway ("the Mexican super-highway ghost"), Dobbs has turned to a subject of increasing concern to poor white racist trash with no jobs: JEEBUS CHRISTMAS DER'S A NIGRA IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
And now, Lou Dobbs will turn extra bloated and extra orange-headed as the evil Mexican organization Media Matters buys ad time on his own pathetic program, which serves the additional purpose of, uhm, paying Lou Dobbs to continue spouting his racist bullshit.