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Louie Gohmert's Desperate Found-Footage Plea: Stop Talking About Immigration!

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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Derp) is a special favorite of yr Wonkette. He makes us laugh, and his inspirational example reminds us that even the incredibly stupid have a shot at following their dreams. So we were just tickled to find this installment of Gohmert's indie webseries "The Blair Wingnut Project" pixeling and garbling at us from the youtubes! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! We finally get to find out what happens when the Stupidest Man in Congress meets the Stupidest Man on the Internet, because shaking the camera is Jim Hoft, the "Gateway Pundit" who owes us $3,150! So what's the plot, Stupidest Men?

The plot is to STOP TALKING ABOUT IMMIGRATION, PLEASE! Louie Gohmert thinks the House is spending far too much time on immigration and not nearly enough on things like "the damage done to our military from Benghazi" (uh) and "the things that have been done that weren't true." You know, like when Obama said all the immigrant babies can stay, and he didn't even need a DREAM Act to do it, either -- that was not TRUE, he did not do that, and to prove it Louie Gohmert will join House Republicans in voting to send them all home, the inglourious little anchour basterds, but THAT IS ENOUGH CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT IMMIGRATION!?

There was also this bit on how Americans are finally WAKING UP and realizing that Obama is hardly even white an icky bug who needs a visit from the Orkin man: "They are noticing the damage the termites are causing in the, in the framework of this great country." This was especially nice because we love it when our elected representatives talk like they're on Rwandan hate radio in 1994. When will Jim Hoft's interahamwe finally crush the cockroaches? Right after he pays the fuck up!

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