Macaca Chairs Fred Thompson's Virginia Campaign

one of these is deadThe Fred Thompson team announced its two Virginia campaign chairs today. One of them you've heard of, and the other is also a douchebag. Probably. Some state politician.

The top five funniest things in the Thompson campaign's one-paragraph bio of George Allen:

* George Allen describes himself as "Common Sense Jeffersonian Conservative."

* "Allen first represented Virginia as a delegate in the General Assembly where he held Thomas Jefferson's seat."

* "He was a leading advocate in creating policies to make America and Virginia a leader in innovation an d [sic] technology."

* "Today, he serves as the Reagan Ranch Presidential Scholar..."

* "He also currently serves as a National Co-Chair for the Fred Thompson campaign."

Thompson Campaign Announces Virginia Campaign Leaders [Fred '08 via Raising Kaine]


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