Make Your Own Virginia Customized LOL PLATEZ!!!1!

LOL gay! - Wonkette

Here's how it works: Go to this Virginia DMV website and waste their precious online resources all afternoon by making hilarious custom license plates.

Many stupid examples after the jump.

Osama rolls in a Lincoln Navigator.

He'll rip your lungs out, Jim ... - Wonkette

Hey can you just hold the Senator's bag for a minute? It's probably not filled with loaded, unregistered guns.

Welcome to America! - Wonkette

George Allen is also a deer enthusiast.

Proudly protecting Virginia from the Viet Cong - Wonkette

You can have this plate if you want; Bush never showed up to take his driving test.

That's some rough girls! - Wonkette

Back to doing what he loved.

And remember, he was TORTURED, and you gotta love him for it! - Wonkette

My friends, this is my custom license plate, my friends.

License Plate Purchase [Virginia DMV]

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What did we say this morning? Something about how "They want a war with Iran," and "Please do not listen to news reports about Trump telling his people to cool their jets with the Iran talk, because they want a war with Iran, and all they are looking for is their trigger"?

News came out early this morning that Iran shot down a US drone in the Strait of Hormuz, outside Iranian waters. Let's see what our president and his war-bonering GOP shitmouths in Congress have had to say about that:

Great. Just great. So what's happening now?

Awesome. Just splendid. Trump is having a cuddle party today with John Bolton (who's had a hard-on to bomb Iran since the Bush administration); Mike Pompeo (who's been making the rounds lying and saying Iran and al Qaeda are best friends, thus implying that it's very legal and very cool for Trump to strike Iran without congressional authorization, based on the Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) Congress voted for five days after 9/11); and Patrick Shanahan, the outgoing acting Defense secretary, who will make way for another acting Defense secretary, because who needs real Defense secretaries? (The new guy, Mark Esper, is part of the meeting too.) And as Senator Schatz points out above, Trump is emotionally unstable and doesn't know dick about foreign policy, so it's just great that he's having an emergency meeting with these unhinged hawks about this right now.

Tell us what this all means, unhinged hawk Lindsey Graham!

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