Making Bank
*Heard on the Hill: Federal Judge ordersRep. William Jefferson'sassets to be frozen. Jefferson to Judge, "You're as cold as ice."...While the sisters of the house are doin' it for themselves, having been seen smoking cigars and, at least temporarily, braving high heels, the men of the Senate are reportedly crying and writing poetry. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Everyone's got ankle bracelets! ...Barbara Bushkeepign busy doing nothing... Conservative law scholar and formerDick Armeyaide suddenly on E! talking aboutAnna Nicole Smith. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Rep. William Jeffersonmay want to consider a second fridge, as a felony conviction won't keep him from the $50,000 a year pension he was promised. [ Examiner ]
*Washington Whispers: Expansions are underway at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial with a plan for an underground visitors center...PETA thinks thatPresident Bush'snew global warming policy has given them an in...Bonois becoming a One trick pony. [ USN&WR ]