* Heard on the Hill: Federal Judge orders Rep. William Jefferson's assets to be frozen. Jefferson to Judge, "You're as cold as ice."...While the sisters of the house are doin' it for themselves, having been seen smoking cigars and, at least temporarily, braving high heels, the men of the Senate are reportedly crying and writing poetry. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Everyone's got ankle bracelets! ... Barbara Bush keepign busy doing nothing... Conservative law scholar and former Dick Armey aide suddenly on E! talking about Anna Nicole Smith. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays:Rep. William Jefferson may want to consider a second fridge, as a felony conviction won't keep him from the $50,000 a year pension he was promised. [Examiner]

* Washington Whispers: Expansions are underway at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial with a plan for an underground visitors center...PETA thinks that President Bush's new global warming policy has given them an in... Bono is becoming a One trick pony. [USN&WR]