Making Dead Bodies Over Your Dead Body
* Dick Cheney's going warring in Iran whether Bush wants to or not. [ HuffPo ]
* Ron Paul thinks Rudy Giuliani doesn't know shit about 9/11. [ Hit & Run ]
* It's time for Bill Frist to perform open heart surgery on another sick gorilla. [ Passport ]
* Dennis Hastert is two years late on everything. [ Political Insider ]
* LeBron James won't dunk on Darfur. [ Think Progress ]