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Man's Multiple Needs Are Just Too Much For Thinkers

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Tuesday, February 23: That Obama, he's not trying to protect America from terrorism, why would he do that? Democrats don't believe in safety, nor do they worship torture rock-star John Yoo, and this is very problematic. They want everyone to die a horrible death from a terrorist attack, because this is how Socialism works. Such is your weekly fear mongering event from the Heritage Foundation. [Heritage Foundation]


  • Tuesday, February 23: The recession has ruined the lives of low-income men, not that women have for years lived in poverty and faced discrimination, but now low-income men live terrible lives too, and this is cause for alarm. Their "multiple needs" must be addressed, and addressed they will be at the Center for American Progress on Tuesday. [Center for American Progress]
  • Thursday, February 25: According to the Urban Institute, everyone now knows we're in a financial crisis, including people outside of what they refer to as the "elite circles." (These outsiders must have read their policy papers). Now that real people are experiencing problems that the Urban folks just get to think about, the Institute has come up with a "Trillion Reasons to Get Serious about Our Fiscal Future" to present at an event in DC that will only be attended by people in elite circles. [Urban Institute]
  • Friday, February 26: Osama bin Laden's lack of Facebook presence is making it extremely hard to capture him, unlike Sadam Hussein who we captured, according to the New America Foundation, by using "Facebook-style social network theory." That is, by using the concept that people know people who know people, we will win the War on Terror. [New America Foundation]
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This weekend, hundreds of people are gathering in Denver, Colorado for the 2018 Flat Earth Conference -- two whole days of people with suspiciously Andy Warhol-like hair yelling "Where's the curve?!?" and talking about ice walls -- and we are missing out! Flat earthers are kind of the best of all conspiracy theorists, because aside from a few fascists and anti-Semites in the mix, they are mostly harmless cranks who just want to feel like they are way smarter than all of the scientists. As far as I know, believing in a Flat Earth, while stupid, has never hurt anyone -- which is honestly kind of refreshing these days!

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Every so often on this here internet, we get a hate read that is so perfect, that so aptly encapsulates a particular form of douchebaggery that we all must collectively gasp at it's awfulness and revel in the general repulsiveness of the arrogant human being so lacking in self-awareness that they actually thought it would be a good idea to write such a thing. Today, I bring you such a hate read -- Matthew Binder's A Glimpse Into the Ideological Monoculture of Literary New York.

And yes, it's actually worse than it sounds, if that is possible.

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