March Madness at the DNC: Howard Dean's Standing in the Office Betting Pool

howard dean.jpgPoor Howard Dean! Republicans paint the DNC Chairman as out-of-touch, a loose cannon of the left -- in a nutshell, crazy. Meanwhile, Dean can't get no respect from his own party, with Nancy Pelosi et al. constantly second-guessing his decisions.


What's a guy to do? Why, what any American male with a nagging wife would do: immerse himself in college basketball!

Dean appears to be quite the NCAA enthusiast, with not one but two entries in the DNC's office betting pool. And even if his leadership skills are open to question, his basketball prognostication skills aren't half-bad.

Find out how your favorite DNC staffers are doing in the office NCAA pool, by checking out the full standings -- after the jump.

basketball.jpgHere's the text of the memo and standings, as leaked to us by a Wonkette operative. It's pretty straightforward; we've highlighted Howard Dean's two entries.

We do have one question: Who is "Pool Boy"? He sounds hot! Could there be a sex scandal at the DNC brewing?

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After the first day of play we saw some amazing upsets, a lot of almost upsets, and some games I would have rather watched American Idol. I have included the standings below, but first I would like to hand out a few awards.

Department I am least likely to take to Vegas: AMP

Betsy had NV to go all the way and Simone had OK to win it all, need I say more.

Department who used this article to pick their brackets: Research

There is a lot basketball left but currently 4 of the 7

lowest scores belong to them. That is what happens when you use fox sports.

And finally...

Most patriotic person at the DNC: Rebekah Hutman

She stood by Air Force, all the way to the final four thats what I call a true American.

Here are the standings. This is out of a possible 16.

Deann Dye 14

Patrice Smith (2) 14

Brad Marshall (2) 13

Brian Roche 13

Damien LaVera 13

Dwayne Marshall (2) 13

Josh McConaha (3) 13

Matt McNally (1) 13

Matt McNally (2) 13

Nu Wexler 13

Patrice Smith (1) 13

T.K. Cenis 13

Alecia Dyer 12

Ali Chalupa 2 12

Allan Lopatin 12

Andrew Hayhurst 12

Betsy Kim 12

Brooks Banton 12

Chris Canning 12

Emily Barson 12

Governor Dean (2) 12

Jamie Frank 12

Jeremy Bernton 12

Julie Tagen (1) 12

Kate Sullivan 12

Katy Griffith 12

Lisa Hargrove 12

Neil Reiff 12

Rebekah Hutman 12

Rodney Shelton (1) 12

Seymour Khalilov 12

Shripal Shah (1) 12

T.K. Cenis 12

Tom McMahon (1) 12

Tom McMahon (2) 12

Zoe Garmendia 12

Addy Gross (1) 11

Addy Gross (2) 11

Ali Chalupa (1) 11

Amanda Anderson 11

Amanda LaForge (2) 11

Amaya Smith 11

Art De Coursey 11

Brooks Wheeler 11

Carl Gist 11

Christy Agner-ACC 11

Craig Kirby (2) 11

Danny Katz (1) 11

Danny Katz (2) 11

Denise Outlaw 11

David Outlaw 11

Diane T. Johnson 11

Doug Graham 11

Dwayne Marshall (1) 11

Erica DeVos 11

Ethan Schwartz 11

Governor Dean (1) 11

Jess Evangelista 2 11

Josh McConaha (1) 11

Julie Tagen (2) 11

Kim Hunter 11

Kim Postulart 11

Mark Denbo (2) 11

Mark Pasenbach 11

Marvin Turner 11

Miti Sathe (1) 11

Moses Mercado 11

Ron Patterson (1) 11

Ron Patterson (2) 11

Paul Hegarty (2) 11

Pool Boy (1) 11

Pool Boy (2) 11

R. Mills 11

Rodney Shelton (2) 11

Simone Ward 11

Amanda Anderson 10

Andrew Wright 10

Christy Agner (2) 10

Dag Vega 10

Emily Berman 10

Heather Bamore (1) 10

Heather Barmore (2) 10

John Latten 10

Jon Monger 10

Katelyn Keegan 10

Latoia Jones 10

Malik Husser (2) 10

Marissa Padilla 10

Matt Nugen (2) 10

Nick Howie (1) 10

Paul Hegarty 10

Christopher Canning 9

Craig Kirby (1) 9

Jess Evangelista (1) 9

Peter Bondi (2) 9

Amanda LaForge (1) 8

Josh McConaha (2) 8

Peter Bondi 8

Brad Marshall (1) 7

Nick Howie (2) 7

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