Well just look what beloved old giggling walrus Marcus Bachmann has sent to our inbox marked with subject line: "Shhh... Don't tell Michelle." GO ON?

Okay that was it, we just wanted to improve your Thursday afternoon with a Marcus Bachmann-n-semen-themed post. Oh wait! Here is a quick blockquote from the rest of his scandalous letter:

afterwards you'll be given the opportunity to make a special donation to show Michele just how much you support her work.

Afterwards? After what? Marcus Bachmann is such a weird old dandy.