Mark Foley, Cockblocked Again
The Foley Cocktober Surprise, as we currently understand it:
He probably didn't break the law. Because hewrotethe fucking law.
If he fucked any Pages, it was probably after they were legal. And we're still not clear on if he did.
Between 1998 and the present, over eleventy-hundred Republicans were warned that Foley's behavior was increasingly inappropriate, but they just kinda shrugged or went off to tell someone else's boss.
He made twolate-night trips to the Page dorms. In his tricked-out Bimmer. Probably drunk. He wasn't let in.
Cap Police love Page Dorm duty the most due to opportunities forAnimal House-style peeping tom hijinks.
Ok, seriously, Pages were all cute and shit, right, but there's not exactly a shortage of barely-legal tail in a district with ten million colleges full of people who'd fuck any Congressman they could. We just don't get this guy.
Foley Cruising in His BMW; Another Dorm Visit in 2000 [The Blotter]