Mark Foley Press Conference: As Usual, God Is to Blame
David Roth, Mark Foley's attorney, is having a bad day.
Highlights of the Foley press conference:
"People close to Mark knew that he was a 'closet drinker,' as it is sometimes referred to."
No word on just where Foley's Detox Mansion is located.
MOST IMPORTANTLY: Foley did all of this because a sick, sick Priest did this to him, when he was a lithe, tempting young adolescent.