MARK FOLEY SPOTTED
Disgraced former Representative Mark Foley was spotted by an eagle-eyed blogger -- in Austin, Texas, naturally.
The alleged attempted page-fucker was enjoying the Americana-tinged power-pop of alt-country act the Old 97's, though there's no word on whether the "closet drinker" imbibed any alcohol.
Wonkette readers have known for some time that Foley's "rehab" line was a fabrication.
BREAKING NEWS: Foley Found [Let the Idiot Speak]